Two tweets

Because these made me laugh:

@Me: Get a job. (Picture below.)

No seriously. Get. a. job. I have no time for this Occupy bs.

@Me: IF you're going to give your (probs gross) restaurant a TX theme, I suggest you first learn how to fly the flag.

That, my Texas friends, is a real-life pic taken by yours truly and not photoshopped. (Wouldn't know how if I tried.) I had half a mind to go inside to let them know, but then I realized they probably wouldn't even have known it was a problem. And if you don't know what the problem is: Wikipedia Flag of Texas. You'll see.